The End

Antaragni ended today. Unfortunately this blog could grow only 3 posts long. Atul and I had planned that we'd put up at least 15 of them. But things happened and we could barely keep up. I now post the links to the blog posts that I wrote on my personal blog about Antaragni. Good bye and thanks for all the reads and appreciation!

• Antaragni is in the Air
• Poets of the Fall Perform at IIT Kanpur
• Antaragni Woes

Mess in Mess

When destiny is on your side, anything can happen. And whenever it is Antaragni, I keep on getting luckier and luckier!

So in my semi-off state, in sophomoric state, I went to my dear Hall 5 mess to grab my share of lunch. In a typical IITK there are around 200 seats distributed in every part of mess. Normally people are very normally distributed in these areas. But today to my surprise, there were around 50 guys in the mess and all of them were trying to occupy seats closer and closer to the left side’s second row. I rubbed my eyes and gave myself a wake up call by tapping on my head and bingo! There the reason was! In a mess that looks like a desert in normal days there was a drop of water, in fact 5 drops of water.

There were 5 chicks escorted by 3 guys who were radiating positive energy in our mess. After looking for a strategic location for 5 minutes, I found a pretty good place to sit! I saw people waiting for me to vacate that place so that they might get their butt fixed on my chair. I almost lost my chair, when I went to fetch some more “daal”. When I insisted, the occupant very reluctantly vacated the seat.

Now coming to the point, pink waali badi achchhi thi! (I mean the girl wearing a pink top). As soon as I told it to our dear Binit Bhai (ex- virtual mess secy, Hall 3), he gave me a very educative lecture about each and every part of that young lady’s body. I want to write that part as well but can’t do that. Cheap-ta is a channel based on ethics, after all!

Sorry for not getting any pics this time as I don’t carry my cam to mess. But now, with Antargni on, I know there is too much potential to tap anywhere and everywhere! So no mistakes next time! That’s all for now! Will post some more in the night after the opening!

PS: Waise pink waali sachchi mein badi maal thi!

Cheap-ta Channel

Antaragni shuru hone mein abhi ek din baaki hai par hum sabse pehle bolne ka mauka Dean ko nahi dena chahte the. Isliye humne SAC ke pavitra aangan mein shuru kiya apna naya abhiyaan jisko humne diya ek naya naam, “Cheap-ta Channel”

Shuruat kaafi kharaab rahi kyunki jaise hi hum OAT arena mein jaakar baithe aur apne andaaz mein full volume kholna shuru kiya, poori tarah se bhara hua OAT 10 minute mein khaali ho gaya. Apni is veertapoorna harkat par itraate hue humne apne pyaare bachche Arvind Kothari ko pakda aur Cheap-ta Channel ke abhiyaan ki official shuruat ki.

Antaragni mein jo insaan sabse jyada maraata hai wo hota hai bechara Cul Secy. To us bechare ko bhi to apna manoranjana karne ka thoda sa haq hota hai. Sumeet Kale apne isi haq ka poori tanmayta se prayog karte nazar aaye aur humaare hiden cameras ne unhe range haathon pakad liya!

Aaj SAC mein ghati ek dukhad ghatna mein ek “machchhar” ki laash Control Room mein paayi gayi. Chirag Mittal ko baar baar laash ki shinaakht ke liye bulaya gaya, par wo itne gamgeen the ki nahin aa sake. Laash ka antim samman poore rajikaya samman ke saath kar diya gaya.

Fir humne pakdi ek pyari bachchi jo humari pehli victim thi ek yaadgaar interview ke liye. Bachchi ki aapattiyon ke kaaran hum wo interview yahan post nahi kar paa rahe hain!

Dheere dheere SAC ujaad hone laga to humko laga ki chlne ka waqt aa gaya hai. Par raste mein humari gaadi Basky Court ke station par aseem saundarya dekhkar ruki! Us area se khoobsoorti overflow kar rahi thi. Pehle to humko laga ki Udghosh ho raha hai, kyunki Punjab ke humaare Sardar mitragan; jo ki INIFD Chandigarh se the aur sundariyaan unhi ki team mein thi; Antaragni se jyada dhyaan Basketball par de rahe the. Wahan par humne ek baar fir apni ganda kholne ki skills ka bharpoor parichay dekar IITK aur AMU ka naam ooncha kiya!

Un hatte katte saandon ke basky khelne ke challenge ko hummare ek shoor veer ne accept kiya par is shart par ki hum neeche se basket karenge! Jab wo khelne mein vyast the tab humne mauka taadkar unke batch ki sundariyon se vaartalaap kar apni Antaragni ki paari shuru kar hi daali.

Kuchh bhi kahiye, Chandigarh waalon ki baat hi alag hai. Apne college ke “salam” ke naam par unhone “FaFa” ki rat lagani shuru kar di. Iska matlab kya tha ye jaan ne ke liye humne kaafi dimagi ghode daudaye, par “Fa” aate hi hum IIT waalon ke dimmag mein sirf ek hi 4 letered word aata hai. Ab wo is shabd ko do baar kyun bol rahe the, ye to wo hi jaane! Khair is khoobsurat encounter ke baad ek chhota sa interactive session un Punjabi purushon ke saath bhi hua. Aur jaise hi wo bandiyaan GH ke andar ghusi hum bhi turant kat liye. Aakhir agle 4 dinon ke liye bhi to energy bachcni hai! Abhi bahut kuchh baaki hai, dekhne ke liye aur aapko dikhane ke liye. Dekhte rahiye Cheap-ta Channel!

Getting Started With Antaragni Oh-Seven

Antaragni is in the air. Saal ka wo waqt aa gaya hai jab campus mein har dil ki dhadkan badh jaati hai, har aankh chamakne lagti hai (sirf 4 dinon k liye hi sahi) aur dhobiyon ka workload achanak se badh jaata hai. (Maine bhi apne dhobi ko 14 kapde diye hue hain). Aur agar aapko lah\gta hai ki ye aseem anand ka mahal sirf purush prajati tak hi seemit hai to aap galat hain. Humaari apni ITK ki kanyaaon ne bhi tattoo karwa kar Antaragni ki taiyariyaan shuru kar di hain.

Last night our reporters set out to see what is new in Antaragni Oh-Seven. (Still have the hangover of Techkriti Oh Seven!). Jaise hi hum SAC pahunche, laga ki community centre aa gaye hain aur Diro ki shaadi ho rahi hai. IITK ke itihaas purush (jisko samanya log alumnus kehte hain) Shri Shri 1008 Bappaditya MAlik urf Bam ne ek baar kaha tha, "Ye saale north India waale har cheez ko baaraat bana dete hain." Kitne satya the ye vachan! Dekhiye un taiyaariyon ki ek jhalak!

Shadi ka ye mahaul sirf SAC ke gate tak hi seemit nahi tha. SAC ke andar khada har aadmi ladki ke baap ki tarah hairan pareshan tha. Yakeen nahi hota, to ye dekhiye! Ye hain Rithambhara wale! Nyuntam vastron mein aane wali models ko pas se dekhne ke armaan inki aankhon se tapak rahe hain!

Ghar ki rangai putaai bhi to karni hai! Ye jawan jaan ki parwaah kiye bagair laga hua hai!

Ye kanya IITK ki mahan parampara ko kayam rakhte hue bhayanak bhayawah bhayakraant fraud maarte hue range haathon pakdi gayi! Ye poster ek seedhe saadhe bachche ne banaya hai, jiska saara credit ye Madam lootne mein lagi hui hain!

Itni mehnat ke beech achanak SAC mein bheeshan bhagdad mach jaati hai. Hum logon ne utsukta aur dar ke saath jhaank kar deka to maloom pada ki fokat ki chai aayi hai! Ye dekhiye us bhagdad ka ek nazara!

Humaari apni pyaari rajdulaari Prabha Mallya ne apna pashu prem is bar Antaragni mein poori tarah se dikhaya hai. Antaragni ke mascot ke roop mein handicapped kutte jaise dikhne waale ek dragon ke unke idea ne bechaare fina arts walon ki mar li hai. Iski bhi ek jhalki dekh hi lijiye, bade pyaar se khichi hai!

Ye painting ek tribute hain un saare dudes ko jo Antaragni ke samay import kiye jaate hain!

Chalte chalte ek logical sawal! Ye Kanpur mein gadde/light/tent-house waale paise nahi lete hain ya fir Antaragni Oh Seven ki khoonkhaar marketing team ne inko bhi sponsor bana liya hai? Sochiye site par likha ho Mattress Sponsor “Kamal Tent House, Birhana Road (Yahan shadi-vivah evam partiyon ke order book kiye jaate hain. Ek baar sewa ka mauka awashya dein)”, Idea bura nahin hai. Techkriti Oh Eight! Waale log ise try kar sakte hain!

Aaj bas itna hi. Jaldi hi fir waapas ayenge. Aur ye raha aaj ka final photu! Ye photu isliye daala gaya hai kyunki ye insaan Anubhav (Y3 batch ka sexy legs) ka bhai hai. Humara blog hai be! Jo chahenge karenge!